Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
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