It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I feel like abortions should bother me more
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
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