One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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