I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
Randomize
