Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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