I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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