Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Randomize
