so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
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