We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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