using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
