ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
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