i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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