found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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