If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Dicks are not precious.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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