evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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