escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
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