You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
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