You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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