I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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