i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
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