if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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