Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
So vagazzling was a success
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