Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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