It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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