considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
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