i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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