we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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