My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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