Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
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