I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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