My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
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He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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