I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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