dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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