i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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