champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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