We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Drunk is a universal language darling
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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