I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
he puts the penis in happiness.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
Hippo gnu deer
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Randomize