Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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