They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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