That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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