I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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