You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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