I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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