wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
You are the jesus of drinking
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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