so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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