Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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