Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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