Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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