Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
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