SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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