So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
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