As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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