can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
