A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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